Redemption of the Bathroom Literature

If you believe in redemption, or bathroom literature, or comedy.

-What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic

-The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a Nativity Scene in Washington D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. ~Jay Leno

-Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.

-The complaint of the Christmas Shopper is one of long standing. ~Unknown

- I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. ~Shirley Temple

-Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. ~Unknown

-The Magi, as you know, were wise men - wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents. ~O. Henry

* I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. ~Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge, A Christmas Carol