An Old Joke

This one has been around the block a few times. Nevertheless it is a good joke, and a classic. Have a few laughs. And remember: Though I go to Gustavus, I don't drink and I have never owned anything by J. Crew!

How many Minnesota college students does it take to change a light bulb?

At Carleton, it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as well as any Ivy Leaguer.

At Hamline, it takes three. One to change the bulb and two to phone a friend at St. John's to get instructions.

At Macalester, it takes four. One to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get high off the old one.

At St. Mary's, it takes five. One to change it and four to talk about how they would have done it in Chicago.

At Gustavus, it takes six. One to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect "J. Crew" outfit to wear for the occasion.

At Augsburg, it takes seven and each one gets four semester credit hours for it.

At St. Thomas, it takes eight. One to change it and 7 to bitch about how they wouldn't have gone to St. John's/St. Ben's even if they could have gotten in.

At Concordia, it takes ten. One to figure out how to screw it in and nine to find an ugly enough lampshade to match their school colors.

At St. Olaf, it takes 100. One to change it, 49 to talk about how they do it better than Carleton, and 50 who realize it's all a lie.

At Bethel, it takes none. They don't screw.

At St. John's, it takes 3, one to change the light bulb and 2 to talkabout how much brighter it shines during football season.

At St. Ben's, it takes 4, one to change the light bulb and 3 to figure out how it will help them meet their future husband.

At Mankato State University, it takes 1, but it takes him 6 years.

At St. Cloud State University, "who gives a shit....let's drink"

At Winona State University, it takes 3, if they're lucky one of them has taken the course at Rochester Community College.

At Moorhead State University, it takes 3, one to change it and 2 to crack under the pressure.

At Bemidji State University, none, Bemidji doesn't have electricity yet.

At University of MN Duluth, the whole student body, there's nothing else to do in Duluth on the weekends.

At University of MN Morris, it takes 1; he just holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

At the University of MN St Paul, none, downtown St. Paul looks better in the dark.

At the University of MN Twin Cities, i, one to change the bulb, and three to write up a complaint to the Board of Directors stating that they could have gone to a better school if they had wanted.