Homework

Why is everyone asking me when I do my homework?

I'm in college. That means I pay $27,000 a year to live on my own with practically unlimited free time away from my parents. I do homework all the time. Since I don't socialize, I need something to keep me occupied. I do homework in the two hours between classes. I do homework in the afternoons, in the evenings, late at night, and not so late at night. My grades are fine. Really?

I've been a good girl. Can I have a job now?